If you meet up with a loser for dinner just excuse yourself this way:
“I just have to run to the ladies room now, but here’s some cash in case something should happen and I can’t come back. Have a great night!”
Mean Peach
Category Archives: Things Mean Peach Would Say
Mean Peach and the Vending Machine
No, I’m not going to lend you a dollar!
But I’ll give you one.
That Song
I remembered the name of that song, but I pretended I didn’t. I was that mad.
–Mean Peach
Happy Easter from Mean Peach!
Oh, I hope your Peeps are stale! But if they, are you can have some of mine! Happy Easter!
More things Mean Peach might say:
I hope you lose a sock in the dryer.
But not from a pair you really like.
I’m not sharing my playlist with you.
I remembered the name of that song, but I pretended I didn’t. I was that mad.
Not saying “hi”
“I’m not saying ‘hi’ to you.
Hope you like the card, though.”
–Mean Peach
Parking Meter
“I wouldn’t put a quarter in the meter for you.
Unless the meter maid was, you know, right there.”
–Mean Peach